Last Person to Post Wins

[CellarDweller]

I take out a club, whack Chase on the knee, he falls to the ground screaming "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as I run off with the win.

[Chase]

Hey! No fair! And to think I've been working on another paranormal romance to share that isn't my whiny emo existential absurdism like my last story.
*takes win, give to my dog, has her crawl deep under the bed where you can never reach her*

[CellarDweller]

buries Chase in the sand on the beach, takes the win, and leaves

[Chase]

Turns into a sand wizard, commands an army of crabs to take back the win

[CellarDweller]

makes the crabs into crab cakes, serves them to Chase, and takes the win as payment.

[Chase]

Well, I do love crab cakes, especially with tarter sauce.

[CellarDweller]

You're welcome

[Chase]

I once had these crab stuffed raviolis in this really nice sauce at an Italian restaurant that were out of this world

[CellarDweller]

I've had lobster ravioli, yummy.

[soulfulriver]

I win now