Last Person to Post Wins

[CellarDweller]

no drugs are allowed around the win, so I'm taking it now.

[IanSaysHi]

Is that why I saw a dishy doctor round yours earlier?

No, I was being treated for laughter paralysis after reading about some of the ‘wins’ in this thread

[CellarDweller]

so we win for making you laugh! Thanks!

[calgor]

Laughing all the way to the bank where I'll deposit the win.

[CellarDweller]

Sorry, the win can't be deposited. IT's a possession, not funds.

and it's now in my possession.

[Chase]

*win gets deposited into bank*

*bank loans a customer a win, creating an account credited with the win*

*two wins are now in existence - the original win, and the win "borrowed" to the other customer*

*the customer pays back the back the win in win-interest over time*

*the win that the bank created by lending vanishes as it is paid back*

*more wins now exist, out of thin air, from the interest of the win-lending*

*each person paid in wins deposit their win their own accounts*

*the bank in turns, lends out more wins while maintaining a win-balance in the depositor's name, creating more wins to propagate throughout the economy*

[CellarDweller]

yes, but the original win is the only one worth having, and it is mine.

[calgor]

Not unless you have the certificate of authenticity from Wins R Us.

[CellarDweller]

no such certificate exists.

[calgor]

Only because it has never been in your possession.