Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Granted. Not ruined. Man of your dreams.

I wish I had robot legs.

[elad12]

Granted but I have the remote control, ha ha ha

I wish this damn remote control had a video screen so I could see what Miles was doing

[Lalo]

Granted- unfortunately after watching Miles for three seconds you go blind from the psychological trauma of "what he was doing". LOL

I wish that I didn't have so much yard work this weekend.

[monk]

Granted - your house has been bought under a compulsory-purchase order, and you now live in an apartment.

I wish I had something to drink.

[elad12]

Here, drink this litre of Milk of Magnesia. That should do the trick

I wish it were noon so I'd get off work

[partisan]

As i like your signature you can get of work early, though you have take me with you :-)

I wish i had a memory foam bed,

[Lalo]

Granted- but it is my bed and you have to share it with both my partner and I.

I wish that the little bit of grass that I had planted looked a little healthier after the winter.

[partisan]

^ on my way ," ^

Put green dye in the water sprinkler

I wish the people downstairs would stop hitting there ceiling, its interupting my loud music

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..Not ruining that one.

I wish next years cruise was tomorrow.

[monk]

Granted - you're booked on Titanic II.

I wish I had something super-scrumptious for dinner.