Ruin you wish!!

[Lalo]

Granted...years ago you had something super-scrumptious for dinner.

I wish that my partner looked like this:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you must share him.

I wish Julia Gillard would give the same luxuries to born Australians as she gives to illegal boat people.

[Beau]

Granted. She kicks everyone out of the country after realizing her mistakes.

I wish for a new high end gaming computer.

[monk]

Granted - but when you open the box it's actually an abacus.

I wish I was a shape-shifter.

[partisan]

Granted but you can only shift into a cardboard box

I wish i had a electronic toothbrush that talked to me

[Miles]

Granted but it keeps going on and on about slaying the innocent and other silly things it wants you to do for it. Really annoying, right!?

I wish my eyes weren't itchy.

[partisan]

Granted but now other parts of you are itchy

I wish my ceiling was higher

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but now the house is freezing.

I wish Boston was not attacked today.

[Miles]

Not gonna ruin that one.

I wish people would play word games instead of hurt and kill others.

[monk]

Not ruining that one either.

I wish my dog didn't have quite so much energy.