Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted now he bites onto your trouser cuffs wherever you go and you drag him around like that, while he drools into your socks and growls everytime you walk over a speed bump

I wish prices would stop going up

[Lalo]

Granted- Fine, Prices suddenly rise by 1000% and stay there. I hope that your happy!

I wish that there really were unicorns.

[Miles]

There are, you just need a carrot and some string:



I wish I had a coffee maker.

[Lalo]

Granted- You now have a coffeemaker. Unfortunately, a newly introduced bacterium wipes out all of the world's coffee crop. So how's that hot water brewer working out for you?



I wish that the temperature wasn't dropping today.

[partisan]

Granted but your temperature drops instead, and you spend the day in bed with the flu, while everyone else goes outside and enjoys the lovely weather

I wish it was Friday already and therefore payday

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... not ruining that one either.

I wish people would be more responsible when it comes to Mother Earth.

[monk]

Granted.

I wish my broadband bill wasn't due today.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , not ruining that one.

I wish people had manners.

[Miles]

Granted, people wear a smile and say please and thank you while they stab you in the back.

Oh wait, they do that already? Oops.

I wish piss.

[Lalo]

Granted. Starting today, it rains a steady flow of piss over Rock Hill. When you try to leave, the piss rain cloud follows you. Eventually, people understand that the piss cloud is associated with you and wherever you go, you are driven away and called the "Pisshead Pariah". Next time, be more careful with your wishes! :biggrin:



I wish that they quickly find the two suspects in the Boston bombing.