Ruin you wish!!

[EricOntario]

Granted but this universe is closing down and a new one's opening next door

I wish I was 19 again

[iPromise]

Granted, but you're spending the rest of your 19-24 years with me and only me. : )

I wish it wasn't chilly outside!

[OLtO4stO4]

granted, but the sun engulfed the Earth.
I wish the government would shape up!

[EricOntario]

Granted but they'll be booted out at the next election and a worse government will take over

[BabyPolarBear]

sense above didn't wish for any thing all the people in the world but him get a wish and none of those wishes can be good for him

I wish me and my future husband and children are gorgeous and very happy forever

[EricOntario]

Oops my bad :redface:

Anyway, granted but that will always be your future and will never actually come... cold I know but I couldn't think of anything else

I wish the bank that I owe my student loans to had collapsed in 2008 :biggrin:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, however the loans were taken over my the local mob... They in turn decided to collect the whole thing plus the new interest (20% compounded daily) since you didn't have the money they broke your knee caps.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Inchante]

granted, but hell broke out in the rest of the Galaxy.

I wish that money wasn't necessary.

[Craig]

granted .. but you'll have to pay "in time" now instead

I wish I could teleport ..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. however there is a catch - you can only 'port upwards - 10 feet at a time.

I wish for a new keyboard.