LOL :biggrin:Granted ! but none of them come true.
I wish I was a Jumper ( movie)
Jumper Official Movie
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Granted, you jump but never land.
I wish summer would hurry up.
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Granted ! however it brings a 10 year drought, and soaring temps.
I wish that no child would ever go hungry .
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Granted, but they're all eternally thirsty.
I wish David Cameron would fall down a mine-shaft.
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Granted, but now the BNP are in power.
I wish I was in my teens again
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Granted - now you're hundred eighteen (bazinga!)
Wish I had a car
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Granted ! but it is missing it's motor.
I wish The Great Barrier Reef was not dying.
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Granted, but the rest of the planet dies instead.
I wish I could play the piano.
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Evil man :biggrin:
Granted. but you are tome deaf.
I wish I knew where wishes come from.
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