Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

LOL :biggrin:Granted ! but none of them come true.

I wish I was a Jumper ( movie)

Jumper Official Movie

[monk]

Granted, you jump but never land.

I wish summer would hurry up.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ! however it brings a 10 year drought, and soaring temps.


I wish that no child would ever go hungry .

[monk]

Granted, but they're all eternally thirsty.

I wish David Cameron would fall down a mine-shaft.

[Crash]

Granted, but now the BNP are in power.

I wish I was in my teens again

[TOguy]

Granted - now you're hundred eighteen (bazinga!)

Wish I had a car

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ! but it is missing it's motor.

I wish The Great Barrier Reef was not dying.

[monk]

Granted, but the rest of the planet dies instead.

I wish I could play the piano.

[Rainbowmum]

Evil man :biggrin:
Granted. but you are tome deaf.

I wish I knew where wishes come from.

[monk]

Evil man :biggrin:

The same place as hopes.

I wish I knew next week's winning lottery numbers.