Granted...but some Boy Scouts started a bonfire under you and it got out of control on account of their fascination with lighter fluid and now ... you're just one big apple crisp.
I wish I weighed 150 pounds like I did in college.
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Ooo wicked.
Granted.. but you keep losing weight until your are skin and bone.
I wish I could hang those Boy Scouts on the clothesline and play pinatas with them.
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Ooh! :eek:
Granted, but you get charged with grievous bodily harm.
I wish I was somewhere peaceful.
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Granted ... You are stuck in a nunnery for a year.
I wish I had a pet gargoyle.
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You're talking to him!
I wish I didn't have back-ache. :frown:
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Granted ... everything else aches instead.
I wish my ride on mower was remote control.
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Granted, but then you wouldn't have the pleasure of riding it.
I wish people would think before they speak (or type).
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Granted......no one speaks again.
I wish The husband unit had a hobby, outside the house.
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Granted - he becomes a male escort.
I wish someone would explain the meaning of life.
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Damn your good at being evil.:biggrin:
Granted ... but you have to pass away first.
I wish for one day of peace in the world.
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