Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

You doubted the number that is all, I said bring your babble fish.

Granted , I wish the same.

As above.

[monk]

Granted - we'll get a time machine and go together!

I wish my neighbours wouldn't SLAM! the door when they go in and out. :mad:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... They slam your instead.:tongue:

I wish it was legal to shoot morons.

[monk]

I surrender - don't shoot!

I wish the weather forecasters would get it right occasionally.

[Blue]

Granted - the forecast is for an f-5 tornado and it hits your house.

I wish I had a super sexy man to date.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... However he is a Eunuch.


I wish I did not have writers block.

[Blue]

Granted - but all you can think of to write about is being cheated on.

I wish the boat I'm building were finished.

[monk]

Granted - now you find it's too big to get out of the garage doors.

I wish mosquitos would vanish from this planet.

[Blue]

Granted - every mosquito had been replaced with an angry, immortal, immune to poison, armored so you can't squish it wasp.

I wish I had a new pick up truck.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.. but the engine is spluttering.

I wish the sun would come out.