Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but now she can't afford to feed the family.

I wish people would stop calling me a gargoyle!

[Rainbowmum]

But....but...but.. you said, you were my Gargoyle

*Sigh*Granted.... I here by call you Mr. Potato head.

I wish I could stop laughing .

[Blue]

Granted - but you still can't stop giggling.

I wish I had remembered to get orange juice at the store today.

[monk]

Granted, but the best-before date is 3rd March 1973.

I wish money didn't disappear so quickly.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ...but only when it is banked.

I wish the temperature would rise above seven degrees.

[Blue]

Granted, now it 40 degrees indoors because your furnace refused to shut of or be turned down - those bills are going to hurt.

I wish it would get below 30 degrees here.

[monk]

Granted - now you get frost-bite.

I wish I could solve all problems.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... But you get too lazy to ever do something about.

I wish I didn't have to fix some fence-palings today.

[monk]

Granted - tell Jack to do his own repairs! :biggrin:

I wish my dog would do as he's told! :frown:

[Puck]

Granted...but he takes it too literally. Now when you tell him to speak, he rants and raves at you for feeding him smelly dog food instead of the leftovers from your own dinner mile:

I wish I wasn't so tired lately