Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... not ruining this one.

I wish I didn't have to be so emotionally strong for others.

[Blue]

Granted - you can come rant, whine or cry on my shoulder any time, just ignore the smell of the arthritis rub.

I wish I had a new hot tub.

[monk]

Granted, but there's a water-shortage and you're not allowed to fill it.

I wish I didn't get bored so easily.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted..... you now have so many projects , you can't keep up.

I wish it was cheaper to fly to the U.S.

[Blue]

Granted, it's free but you've traded bodies with the ugliest man you can imagine and, are now in the US truck driver exchange program - but you can't drive a truck.

I wish I could fin those pictures for last hunting season that I put up someplace around here.

[snugsy]

Granted. but your friend spilled coffee on them ruining them completely and that's why they were hidden.

I wish i had a buddy to swim with tonight.

[Blue]

Granted, he's one of those Good Guys and, his name is Chucky.

I wish my dog would quit shedding.

[Puck]

Granted, he has now taken to piddling on your floor

I wish my cat was more of a lap cat

[Blue]

Granted, unfortunately all that sitting around has made your cat gain wight and, you now have a 200KG cat on your lap.

I wish my local store sold fresh bay scallops.

[snugsy]

Granted but they are magically grown in the pool i just swam in which was conveniently just named "fresh bay". and taste like crazy chlorine.

I wish that i might have the best dreams ever tonight.