Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted... but now your world is not real.

I wish I knew what the weather is doing?

[Blue]

Granted, you now have a degree in meteorology - and a huge student load you can't afford.

I wish I had more tea.

[monk]

Granted, but you have no water, milk or sugar.

I wish the weather forecast would get it right sometimes.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but for another country.

I wish people watch their children near a pool.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted.... I won't say anything bad....

I wish my well water wasn't so hard.....

[Blue]

Granted - now it's so soft, it leaves you feeling slimy after a shower and, positively well lubed after a bath.

I wish my hip would quit hurting.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ....I can't ruin that one.

I wish the media would be more careful with what the report.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now the reporters have no mouths (and they do want to scream).

I wish my trees would strop dropping so many leaves....

[Blue]

Granted - now they are all Ponderosa Pines and drop pine cones instead - as may cones as you used to have leaves.

I wish I had more of that sugar free ice cream I like so well.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now tell me how do you like swimming in a house full of icecream?

I wish I could carve my pumpkins like a pro....