Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but 10,000,000 people share it with you.

I wish I hadn't eaten and drunk too much yesterday.

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted , it was your anniversary . mile:

I wish the husband unit did not break his leg.

[ChrisD]

Alright Granted. I won't curse that wish.

I wish I could just go to college without having to do all this paperwork...............

[monk]

Granted, but without paperwork you never graduate.

I wish reality television would disappear.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but now replaced with such game shows as Running Man and Death Race 2013. And Real Gladiators where people are fed to live tigers, bears and other interesting predatory creatures that are half starved.

I wish I could run away and drop off the edge of the known world.

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted I would miss you.

I wish I could sky dive.

[monk]

Granted, but you haven't yet mastered the landing part.

I wish I could make pastry like my Mum used to.

[Blue]

Granted, but you are Mum and, you have to raise Monk.

I wish I had someone to cuddle and share a bottle of wine with.

[Buffylo]

Granted, but you are Mum and, you have to raise Monk.

I wish I had someone to cuddle and share a bottle of wine with.

You do, but its a rosie odonnel/ roseanne barr hybrid with more fur that a yak.


I wish my boyfriend thought before he acted.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... he now over thinks everything and never acts.

I wish these fires would get lost.