Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Granted. But you sleep through the day of the apocalypse and wake up to find the world all ended and stuff.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Buffylo]

Granted but youre a fish in a buffalo watering hole


I wish I didnt have back problems :'(

[Miles]

Granted, now you have front problems.

I wish a little fish like me could speak buffalo so we could all be friends.

[Buffylo]

Granted. You can. Here on gs


I wish I had built in pain suppressors

[Miles]

Granted but then they become overactive and suppress all pleasure as well.

I wish I could smell crime...before it even happens.

[Buffylo]

Granted... but now you smell even petty crime on a planetary scale... you overload with sensory input.


I wish I was asleep.

[Miles]

Granted. You are now asleep.

I wish you a good night, for my bed calls to me!

[Buffylo]

Granted! Night night sheepy


I wish my brain would for realz shut off for bed.

[Beau]

Granted. You just have to remember to restart it in the morning.

I wish I wasn't lonely tonight.

[elad12]

Granted I'm sending over Joan Rivers now

I wish I knew what to wish this morning