Granted, now you don't have a garage.
All my wishes are coming true... so I have nothing to wish for today.
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Cool!
I wish people would be more generous .
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Granted, but it's your money they are generous with.
I wish I could make Chicken Parm as well as my friend does.
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Granted, but all the chickens in the world are suddenly gone.
I wish I had six pack abs.
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Granted but you have to drink a 6 pack a day to keep them up
I wish my house was perpetually clean
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Granted. It's now totally empty and all the doors and windows are gone so it can't get dirty again.
I wish I had come out sooner.
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Granted It now taste like cat shit.....oh that taste even better, sorry about that
I wish I was in Australia
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Granted. (I wish I was there as well)
I wish I had some warm socks on.
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