Granted you don't have to do it now..................................................Okay now you have to do it
I have to give my dog a bath
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That's not a wish but now you have give baths too all teh cats in the world
I wish it wasn't so cold here!
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Granted it's now 1 degree cooler (Fahrenheit)
I wish I had more pillows
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Granted - you now have so many there's no room left for you.
I wish I was someone else.
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Granted! you are now Helen Keller
I wish to open a pillow store with these massive amounts of pillows i wished for earlier!
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Granted, but nobody buys your pillows and you go bankrupt because you can't pay for rent or power.
I wish I didn't need to pee.
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You don't really have to. It's an illusion
I wish I wasn't embarrassed that my previous wish wasn't a wish at all
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Granted, but now your dog needs a bath.
I wish hearts were made of sterner stuff.
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Granted. Hearts are made of stone. Now nobody can love and we all die because, you know, stone hearts don't pump blood.
(Hang in there Bowyn. You are too good of person to compromise. I'm convinced the right person is out there.)
I wish I felt sexy today.
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