Granted. Your bathtub is now alive and it cleans itself. It also takes nekkid pictures of you when you aren't looking and sells them on the internet.
I wish I had a DeLorean. Those cars are cool.
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Granted, unfortunately as soon as you hit 88 MPH you become lost in time.
My tub is taking picture of me nakkid and posting them on the internets, what should I do?
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Give me the link! lol
I'm still rather heated and wish I wasn't.
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May I suggest a couple three ice cubes down the pants???
My fingers are hurting from all the typing I have been doing.....
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Granted. You can no longer type with your fingers. You now have to use your tongue.
I wish I could travel and not worry about work.
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Granted, your now a traveling salesman!
I wish I was younger......
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Granted. It wasn't me, but I was going to in order to wish you a good night.
I wish I was handsome.
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Granted - you most likely already are... Hard to tell with the hair in your face.
No ruining that wish.
I wish I had a horse :eek:
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