Ruin you wish!!

[Buffylo]

Granted. You are a zombie now.


I wish bowyn wasn't a zombie. He was better as a warm body.

[Lalo]

Granted- Bowyn is no longer a zombie. Unfortunately your wish was granted after a certain appendage had fallen off of zombie-Bowyn!

I wish I wasn't home from work today with a cold.

[Kat]

Granted you're home with the mumps instead.

I wish my friends would answer their email or call me so I didn't have to worry about them.

[Beau]

Granted, but they never stop calling you.

I wish I felt better today.

[Lalo]

Granted, but it is 11:59 PM. In one minute you will no longer feel better.

I wish medicine tasted like something other than medicine.

[Miles]

Granted, it tastes like foot fungus with a dash of jenkum.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Lalo]

Granted! However, the only form that you seem able to master is that of a tapeworm.

I wish I had 100 million dollars!

[CuddlyBear]

granted, but the government takes it all back

I wish I wasn't tired

[Lalo]

Granted- Now you are wide awake. In fact, now you are so wide awake that you find it impossible to sleep.

I wish that I could travel for free to anywhere in the world whenever I wanted.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, at the merest thought of a place you instantly travel there...

I wish I didn't lose my dick when I was a zombie....