Granted, now your bowels are
I wish I hadn't eaten that burger
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Granted. You are now vegan and shall never eat a burger again!!
Or any other animal products for that matter.
I wish my dog would stop barking at the blizzard.
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Granted. Now it's the west coast.
I wish my kitteh would move so I could stretch out on my bed.
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Granted - the cat moves to Florida.
I wish for things to improve - February's been crap so far.
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Granted .... not ruining that one.
I wish people would stop freaking out about that meteor coming too close , just live your life.
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Granted, the snow drifts are now chin high to a giraffe. :biggrin:
I wish I didn't stub my toe earlier today.... (ouch)
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Granted you now have a stubby pee pee.
I wish I had a cool old but restored nuclear missile complex (no missile though) for just bugging out in.
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Granted but Korea didn't get the memo and is planning a strike
I wish I could clap my hands and be in Jakarta
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