Granted - but it's the one day everyone needs you
I wish I could sleep tonight
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Granted! You will sleep soundly tonight. But the rest of your life will be filled with sleepless nights.
I wish that it was summer.
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Granted. It's the hottest summer on record, a constant heat wave, lasting forever.
I wish I was less afraid.
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Granted but now you are too spontaneous.
I wish I had a valentine.
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Granted. You have a valentine last year.
I wish I had a valentine as well.
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Granted - it's George W Bush.
I wish I'd gone to art college.
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Granted, but you specialized in fecal-arts which no one really appreciated having fecal paintings hanging in their living room.
I wish my fingers weren't so stiff today.
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Uh... idk what you wished for.. but what ever it was its granted but now you are pregnant and have to give birth through your belly button without any pain relievers
I wish to pass my test that i probs did SOOO bad this morning ;_;
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