Ruin you wish!!

[Sora]

Granted - but it's the one day everyone needs you

I wish I could sleep tonight

[Lalo]

Granted! You will sleep soundly tonight. But the rest of your life will be filled with sleepless nights.

I wish that it was summer.

[Miles]

Granted. It's the hottest summer on record, a constant heat wave, lasting forever.

I wish I was less afraid.

[Lilitu]

Granted, now the world is more frightening!

I wish I were less hesitant

[Kat]

Granted but now you are too spontaneous.

I wish I had a valentine.

[Beau]

Granted. You have a valentine last year.

I wish I had a valentine as well.

[monk]

Granted - it's George W Bush.

I wish I'd gone to art college.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but you specialized in fecal-arts which no one really appreciated having fecal paintings hanging in their living room.

I wish my fingers weren't so stiff today.

[Lalo]

Granted! Now you have no bones in your fingers and they just flop around like thick slabs of overcooked pasta dangling from your palms.

^^^ "Fecal Arts" ^^^^ ROFLMAO

[Goodie]

Uh... idk what you wished for.. but what ever it was its granted but now you are pregnant and have to give birth through your belly button without any pain relievers


I wish to pass my test that i probs did SOOO bad this morning ;_;