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Ruin you wish!!
Granted - but you fail all your future tests.


I wish I could find my headphones!!!
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Granted but they're in the dog's stomach.

I wish my dog would actually eat dog food instead of holding out three days to get meat.
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Granted - but dog food doesn't agree with him and he becomes sick Sad

I wish I could rewind time and stop myself from hurting all the people I have.
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Granted but you remain in that time.

I wish I could stick a feather in the ground and grow a chicken.:biggrin:
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Granted...but as soon as it matures, Kat comes by and fries it up!

I wish that I could fly...under my own power.
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Granted but, you're a giant chicken and we know what happens to those.

I wish I had enough gravy to go with Lalo.
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Granted, but it's beef gravy.

I wish I was Vulcan.
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Granted. You are then promptly abducted by the M.I.B.

I wish for a canoe.
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Granted - but the only hole should be at the top Tongue

I wish my brother didn't have my Hello Kitty phone right now Dx
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Granted, Hello Kitty is now 241 Standard Miles *you do the math for kilometers* Above Eyjafjallajökull Mountain in Iceland, and is currently falling. Fortunately it won't be traveling that fast, just at terminal velocity which I think is around 120 MPH. Hello Kitty Phones are shock proof, right?

I wish the floor didn't get so cold at night.
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