Ruin you wish!!

[Lalo]

Granted but, you're a giant chicken and we know what happens to those.

I wish I had enough gravy to go with Lalo.

OMG Kat! This just about killed me! I was rolling on the floor and the laughter caused me to cough up a lung! LOL

Granted! Welcome to Hell!

I wish that I could trade in my lungs for some new ones.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. you can have mine - mind I started smoking when I was 13, thus have been smoking a pack a day for oh 33 years....

I wish I could just make my own man, in like, oh 7 days.....

[Goodie]

Granted but he dies at midnight



I wish for a PONY!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but like my man it dies at midnight... Good luck burying THAT body.

I wish I had a rootbeer dispensing machine.

[Steve1860]

Since Rainbowmum didn't add a wish, I will have to add to Zaknoguera's wish:

But he is really an ax murderer in disguise.

I wish I could make the trouble of the world go away.

[Kat]

Granted, but like my man it dies at midnight... Good luck burying THAT body.

I wish I had a rootbeer dispensing machine.

Granted but it doesn't come with rootbeer in it.

Since Rainbowmum didn't add a wish, I will have to add to Zaknoguera's wish:

But he is really an ax murderer in disguise.

I wish I could make the trouble of the world go away.

Granted but your trouble doesn't go away.

I wish I had some fresh garlic to cook these scallops with.

[Beau]

Granted but you are now a vampire.

I wish I could magically transport anywhere in the world.

[Miles]

Granted, but you can't control when or where you transport.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to word games.

[Beau]

Not granted! You must be here.

I wish I didn't need contacts.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted you need Urkel glasses instead. :biggrin:

I wish I wasn't always right about people.