Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. You need it.

I wish I wasn't back home yet.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ..... you are stuck at work for the next month.

I wish my singing voice was better .

No joke , I can make Jack howl LOL

[Miles]

Granted, you have The Perfect Voice. Government agents kidnap you and put you in a top secret lab to figure how to use The Perfect Voice as a weapon.

I wish people would stop trying to shear me.

[elad12]

Granted: they will now baaaaaack off. Thaaaaaats the best I can do

I wish my dog would stop shedding so much

[Lalo]

I wish people would stop trying to shear me.

Okay...yes I know I have a dirty mind...but that just sounds incredibly erotic.

[Lalo]

Granted! He is now completely hairless as are you!

I wish I could watch the shearing of Miles.

[Miles]

Ok, just this once...

I wish I took myself less seriously sometimes.

[Lalo]

Granted. Now you have to live near me and I am a constant reminder to stop taking anything too seriously!

I wish that people in ill-health feel no pain.

[Lilitu]

Granted, but now healthy people feel pain.

I wish the world wasn't so overpopulated

[Beau]

Granted. Half the people suddenly drop dead. (What a terrible thing to wish for Lilitu)

I wish nobody would fight wars anymore.