Ruin you wish!!

[elad12]

Granted: I can't bring myself to ruin that

I wish that after Miles aces his exam he meets a beautiful wizard

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... not ruining that one.

I wish Jack would stop picking peaches from our tree.

[Miles]

Granted, now he starts picking elephants from the tree. :eek:

I wish beautiful wizard would go away, he keeps casting annoying spells and accidentally turning me into a fish or an ounce of weed or something.

[elad12]

Sorry I can't grant that wish. he's doing just what I paid him to do!

I wish my water heater would hurry up and heat the water. I want to take a shower

[Miles]

Granted. Prepare to boil alive.

I wish the beautiful wizard hadn't smoked half of me. That was my better half.

[Lalo]

Granted. He passed your better half around to his friends instead.
How does it feel to be passed around like that? LOL

I wish that my partner Mark and I have a great weekend.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Well no.. I'm not too certain about this partner thing you got... Call me selfish...

I wish I could come up with a good way to make money in a manner I am capable of.

[monk]

Granted, as long as you tell me the secret.

I wish the people on this crazy planet would sort themselves out.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, everyone on earth now line up from shortest to tallest.... sorted.

I wish I knew when these sub 0C 32F- nights were going to end so I could plant stuff.

[Lalo]

Granted- You now are able to forecast the weather. However, due to global climate change, every growth season is marred by at least three deep frosts.

I wish that it wasn't cold here right now!