Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now you discover that you are covered in itching powder, thus there is a reason for the itch.

I wish I had a trike - a pedal powered 3 wheeled bike.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... not ruining that one.

I wish I did not have to be injected for allergies .

[Miles]

Granted - now you can get allergies just by walking out the front door :biggrin:

I wish my guitar would stay in tune.

[monk]

Granted, but you forget how to play it.

I wish I could remember all the things I've forgotten.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Your now and Elephant (Elephants never forgetting etc).

I wish my roommate would do the dished for a change.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted Not ruining that one.

I wish Abigale would stop snoring .

[elad12]

Granted, now she has night terrors instead

I wish I didn't have to work this week

[Bowyn Aerrow]

The company is, sadly, closing its doors and everyone is being laid off. So Granted.

I wish there was an easier, more even way to pare nails. These hedge shears really leave them uneven

[monk]

Granted - let the dog chew them off.

I wish I'd done something special with my life.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you killed more people than Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson and Jeffery Dalmer together - your name is legend.


I was I was an astronaut.