Ruin you wish!!

[elad12]

Granted, you are left off at the front door of the space station but no one will answer the door.

I wish I could swim with sharks

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Do I really need to do more to ruin this one?

I wish I go do something more interesting this weekend than the usual fare....

[Lalo]

Granted. Now, instead of the "usual fare" you have the "Unusual Fair"- a bizarre and twisted event filled with strange and unusual sites, sounds and foods. Unfortunately, you eat too much "unusual" food and wind up sick in bed for a week.

I wish that I hadn't lost so much money playing slots.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you must donate that money to a charity.

I wish our riding event was not ruined.

[monk]

Granted - you get to play water-polo instead.

I wish losing weight was easy. :frown:

[Miles]

Granted...how's life as a walking skeleton (literally)?

I wish I could write better lyrics and sing better.

[Lalo]

Granted! Now you write lyrics as well as Britney Spears and sing better than Tom Waits. (Well...you didn't say how much better!)

I wish that I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.

[Miles]

Granted - eat your fresh kill raw, wolfy :p

I wish my roommate would wake up.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No - you don't....

I wish someone else would mow the lawns.

[Lalo]

Call Miles...he will graze that lawn down in no time!

I wish I had a video of an Elven lap dance.