Ruin you wish!!

[Spades]

Granted, Bowyn now experiences true and never ending happiness

I wish the caterpillar would stop!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, its now replaced with a million legged spider!

BTW thanks for the happiness.

I wish some wishes would actually come true.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but they are those that you do not like.

I wish the price of petrol would go down .

[Spades]

Granted, but the price of everything else doubles.

I wish I'd get coffee in bed.

[Miles]

Granted. Your bed is soaked in scalding hot coffee just before you're about to fall into it, blissfully unaware...

I wish the knot in my groin would go away.

[Spades]

Granted - you have an ooold woman rub it out for you with her wrinkly hands... and she gets gropey

I wish for coffee in a mug in bed

[monk]

Granted - I'm the mug who drank the coffee.

I wish healthy food was as tasty as the wicked stuff.

[Rainbowmum]

Amen not ruing that one.

I wish for peace in the middle east it's getting nasty.

[Lalo]

I can't ruin that one either. Granted!

I wish that I had the power to grant everyone one wish.

[Goodie]

Granted! but you lost your freewill and can never find love and live your life jumping around the world granting each person a wish until one person wishes for catastrophy in which then you live in an empty world filled with destruction that you can never change

I wish for a pony!