Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Granted but the pony eats your baby. Coincidentally the pony was named 'Dingo.'

I wish I knew Morse Code.

[Goodie]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEP *long pause* BEEP BEEEEEP BEEP (Granted! but all other forms of communication are foriegn and unknown to you you can no longer read/understand people)

I wish for birthday presents on monday!

[Miles]

Sorry what? Could you ask for that wish in Morse code please?

....oh ok, granted, but the world ends on Sunday leaving you the only survivor to enjoy your presents on Monday which are all socks.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Goodie]

Granted you wish for a wish in an unending continuim

I wish to not have socks as birthday presents

[monk]

Granted - you get pantihose!

I wish I dealt with problems better.

[Goodie]

Granted! But now you are incapable of dealing with good situations in a decent manner


I wish for more sleep

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted,you prick your finger on the spindle of the spinner and the whole kingdom sleeps for 100 years. Unfortunately in this case, Prince Charming falls and breaks his neck and no one ever kisses you to awaken the kingdom, and you.

I wish Goodie was a Bady

[Beau]

Granted, but you get to clean up the poopy diapers.

I wish I lived closer to my BF.

[Miles]

I don't even need to grant this one, you can just do the fusion dance again.

I wish I would stop getting epididymitis.

[ChrisD]

.....Granted, so not ruining that------that sounds awful

I wish my coffee would stop hindering my quest to whiten my teeth