Granted but the pony eats your baby. Coincidentally the pony was named 'Dingo.'
I wish I knew Morse Code.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEP *long pause* BEEP BEEEEEP BEEP (Granted! but all other forms of communication are foriegn and unknown to you you can no longer read/understand people)
I wish for birthday presents on monday!
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Sorry what? Could you ask for that wish in Morse code please?
....oh ok, granted, but the world ends on Sunday leaving you the only survivor to enjoy your presents on Monday which are all socks.
I wish I knew what to wish for
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Granted - you get pantihose!
I wish I dealt with problems better.
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Granted! But now you are incapable of dealing with good situations in a decent manner
I wish for more sleep
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Granted, but you get to clean up the poopy diapers.
I wish I lived closer to my BF.
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I don't even need to grant this one, you can just do the fusion dance again.
I wish I would stop getting epididymitis.
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