Granted, but the thing you can drive is a Tank.
I wish I was forever young...
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Granted but it gets delivered by being dropped on your room. Which is actually ok cuz now you get to live in a tank. With portable iceberg AC.
I wish I knew what the UFOs I saw were.
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Granted, you know what they are, but now you know too much so they gotta take you out.
I wish days were 30 hours, not 24.
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Granted, instead of 9-5 you now work 9-11.
I wish I had candy!
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Granted, there are no more humans on earth.
I wish for ant killer
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Granted. Your poor aunt has just been killed.
I wish for a new bathroom scale. This one keeps giving me wrong numbers.
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Granted - the new ones give the result in ounces.
I wish I didn't have to worry about money.
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Granted, any money you have or ever will have automatically comes to me.
I wish Monk would receive more money
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