Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but the thing you can drive is a Tank.


I wish I was forever young...

[Spades]

Granted, but the thing you can drive is a Tank.

AWESOME! :biggrin:

Granted, you are forever a baby nursing on your mother

I wishI had said tank!

[Miles]

Granted but it gets delivered by being dropped on your room. Which is actually ok cuz now you get to live in a tank. With portable iceberg AC.

I wish I knew what the UFOs I saw were.

[ChrisD]

Granted, you know what they are, but now you know too much so they gotta take you out.

I wish days were 30 hours, not 24.

[Spades]

Granted, instead of 9-5 you now work 9-11.

I wish I had candy!

[Kiid]

Granted but it's got ants all over it >

I wish for world peace u.u Ruin this one!

[Spades]

Granted, there are no more humans on earth.

I wish for ant killer

[Beau]

Granted. Your poor aunt has just been killed.

I wish for a new bathroom scale. This one keeps giving me wrong numbers.

[monk]

Granted - the new ones give the result in ounces.

I wish I didn't have to worry about money.

[elad12]

Granted, any money you have or ever will have automatically comes to me.

I wish Monk would receive more money