Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Well someone has to granted but the world quickly becomes overcrowded, natural resources dwindle, and we descend to a new dark age, only worse, for we are unable to escape,to die
i wish i had a butler

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, just remember, in all of the great murder mysteries, the butler did it... Guess what... Yep you are murdered and the butler did it.


I wish it wasn't so cloudy today

[partisan]

Granted but due to this, aliens from mars can now carry out there planned abduction of you which they had cancelled due to the low cloud cover, prepare to be prodded
i wish i had an inbuilt radio on my body

[Spades]

Granted, but you aren't able to change the channel, you constantly hear a loud preacher shouting, in Spanish.

I wish I didn't have to work on a Saturday.

[partisan]

Granted but you end up having a crap day anyway and wish you had gone in to earn that extra mone
i wish there was a magic formula that instantly blitzes spots

[Rainbowmum]

Granted it's called Acid.

I wish it was not going to reach 27 today.

[monk]

Granted - it'll reach 30 now!

I wish I could fly, be invisible, and travel through time.

[partisan]

GraNted, you now have the wings of an ostrich, have a one way ticket to the year 1501, and your invisible
I wish I had a personal buffet everytime I clicked my fingers

[Lalo]

Granted- Now you weigh 500 pounds and are constantly hounded by the press, vagrants and homeless people, as well as charitable organizations, all demanding that you click your fingers for them.

I wish that weekends were 5 days long and work weeks were only two days long!

[elad12]

Granted, We now need you to work weekends

I wish my mind was clear