Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted but when it starts again, everything goes back to where you began, so all those dishes you washed are piled up again, and now your ready for bed at 5pm,

I wish i could post pictures on gayspeak.

[Miles]

Granted but the only pictures you can post are of Richard Simmons.



I wish I had a prehensile tail (I think I've made this wish before?)

[Mirage]

Granted, but you are now the target of poachers specializing in prehensile tails


I wish insects would quit eating at my garden

[monk]

Granted - now they start eating you.

I wish I had a garden.

[Armandork]

Granted, now all you have to do is order a salad.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Miles]

Not gonna ruin that one

I wish for a solid gold toilet with 5.1 surround sound

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but it's in Iraq .

I wish the Australian government would stop getting this country in to debt.

[partisan]

Granted but they get you into war instead

I wish i owned some land and animals

[ToddYoung]

Granted. You are now the president of Zimbabwe, having murdered Robert Magabe in a fit of rage.

I wish for a little more confidence.

[partisan]

Granted but now you have a little less modesty

I wish i had an entourage