Ruin you wish!!

[ardus]

Granted, but it's a commercial poultry farm.


I wish I didn't have a headache

Richard

[trialbyerror]

Put your Errr "Mr wiggly" in a vice and squeeze it as tight as you can...
Your headache won't matter no more...

I wish I operated the vice

[Beau]

Granted but the vice is an actual tool and you destroy Ardus's Mr. Wiggly in the process.

I wish I had a new fridge.

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but like most modern goods it suffers from engineered obsolence, which as we all know is a ploy to make you either get it
fixed or buy a new one, either way, you gonna spend bucks and thus the economy wheel spins a little faster........:mad:

Huh? what am I on about? :eek:

Oh yes! it breakes down 1 day after warranty expiry :biggrin:

I wish I had some snakkie thingies for tonight......

Trial by error

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but they are all sour worms.

I wish the car could drive itself.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted and its powered by Microsoft software... Good luck.


I wish the house was already clean... Been whacking at it all day long amongst other things.

[Miles]

Whack at something else.

I'm in battle with this dude whose power level is over nine fucking thousand.

[trialbyerror]

What wrong with you?
HHU?
HUH?
HUH?

Get some practice :biggrin:

I wish I diddn''t 'av 26 scam e-mails to get rid of....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now you have 349 scam emails to get rid of....

I wish Tolkien would write a book about me.

[Miles]

He did, it was an unpublished tome called The Gay Elf Dungeon of Mirkwood. Mentioned elsewhere only in a tiny Silmarillion footnote. It stars a young, hapless elf named David who finds himself trapped in a dungeon, stripped and forced to where a french maid outfit, tied up, gagged, and spanked repeatedly by big burly Men in leather jackets, after which he must satisfy their every appetite...

...Oh how I wish I could read it again