Ruin you wish!!

[trialbyerror]

Granted

Pack up marry me

(That there.... right there.... The marriage thing, absolutely and irrevocably runes your wish)

I wish I had a 29yo toy-boy

[partisan]

Granted but he lives 5979 miles (9623km) away

I wish lex luther would destroy superman.

[VileKyle]

Granted... I hate Superman, so I'm not ruining that one.

I wish the president of the USA was a punk rock clown.

[Beau]

Granted. Het now listens to punk rock.

I wish for a brand new car!

[trialbyerror]

Granted,

You get a brand new Masaratie diablo first edition matchbox

I wish it was 08-08-2013 already

[Beau]

Granted, but it turns out you died August 7th. How sad.

I wish for fish.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Now Everett (USA) is under a 200 trillion ton mountain of fish.

I wish I could sleep more.

[VileKyle]

Granted. Since elves don't sleep, you are now human.

I wish Batman would smile.

[Beau]

Granted, but it's scary looking.



I wish I had a bigger flatscreen TV.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but there is no dish/cable hook up that works on it. you do get three static-y stations. NBC, ABC and PBS

I wish I could find my ideal mate.