Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted, but the planet is just like living in New Jersey.

I wish for butter.

[Miles]

Granted, but it's a planet populated by a race of Boobchins who believe a prophecy saying that their savior will be a boob-chinned stranger from a distant planet. Now who's the rejects?

Dammit you ninja. Granted, have all the butter you want leaking out of your asshole uncontrollably.

I wish to be a chimney sweep when I'm a all growed up big kid

[mbennet35]

Granted but you end up dying of complications of sucking in so much chimeny dust

I wish I was a pokemon

[Miles]

Granted, you are now Weezing.

I wish I was a starmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan waiting in the sky

[tavi]

Granted but you run out of stardust and fall to earth where you blow all our minds

I wish cheese was so very cheap.

[NerdyGiant23]

Granted, you can now buy toe cheese (cheese grown from the bacteria found in between toes) for a penny

I wish most guys weren't jerks.

[tavi]

Mmm, toe-cheese!

Granted there turks instead (although theres nothing wrong with turks.com)

I wish i lived in an aeroplane graveyard with an orang-utan in an apocalyptic world full of zombie hoards

[trialbyerror]

You're only saying that because you are the only live person there and you want to get eaten by a zombie because you have a deep secrete sexual fantasy involving necrophillia...

So I'll rush in and save you by fixing up one of the aircraft with my Leather-man toolkit, and fly you to a tropical island paradise where, you'll make me a very happy chappy and bive birth to a whole brood of children :flirty-thank-you-sm

I wish I knew what the devil's wrong with my Lover.....:frown:

[southbiochem]

Granted, your lover ceases to be an inanimate object and right out declares it has hated your guts all the time and it won't be driving you anywhere anymore...

I wish I got rid of the make-you-wake-up-crying nightmares...

[mbennet35]

Granted but then you end up sleeping way to much and are late for work often.

I wish that I had some bacon