Ruin you wish!!

[VileKyle]

Granted. Now everything else is hurting instead.

I wish I could get back on a regular sleep cycle.

[trialbyerror]

Granted but now your lover has disappeared and I have taken there place.

Coooool (especially after the pic) :flirty-thank-you-sm

With all 5 of those pistoney things flying about.....

I'm gonna make darn good use of them

[tavi]

Granted. Now everything else is hurting instead.

I wish I could get back on a regular sleep cycle.

Granted go straight to prison, DO NOT collect £200, lights out 9pm!

I wish trialbyerror would occasionally ruin somebodys wish etc

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, he ruins yo-mamma's wishes.

I wish the gardening crew next door would arrive later and not use their damn blower.

[Miles]

Granted, the 'blower' stops paying you his morning bedroom visits...no more blowing.

I wish I had buns of steel.

[mbennet35]

Granted but now when you swim you sink to the bottom. You also have a hard time getting past airport security.


I wish I had the power to fly

[southbiochem]

Granted you now can fly but lost every knowledge of how to land

I wish the uber heavy dense fog from yesterday came back....

[mbennet35]

Granted but this fog is unnatural and causes people to go insane.


I wish that I wasn't so tired all the time

[trialbyerror]

Granted but,

You are never able to sleep again which of course you then wish you could

I wish I had absolutly no sex drive whatsoever, so that I could live in peace

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, however you thirst for human blood is unquenchable, and you must drink of the red fount hourly... or die.....

I wish the lawns would mow themselves.