Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, instead it is loaded with Warfarin

I wish my roommate would stop downloading crap onto the computer - or die or go away or something.... Sheesh

[partis]

granted he turns into a giant fruit bat and is subsequently destroyed by an apache helicopter... or something.

i wish fast food could also be good food

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, Fast food is now good for you food, but tastes like crap.

I wish I was 25 years old again.

[trialbyerror]

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I wish I was paid a half cent for each and every word I ever wrote.

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but you pay yourself :tongue:

I can't see my grand-kids tonight

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is this a wish or are you seeking advice?

Being the wish thread: Granted, you are now blind - you can't see your grandkids - or anything else.

I wish I had a PnP partner.....

PnP: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pnp

[southbiochem]

Granted but he ODs on meth within the first five minutes of meeting you..

On the bad-for-you-vices subject: I wish I wasn't such a goodie two shoes so I could drown my sorrows in vodka

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Not granted - suffer your miserably life of harsh reality, let it eat an ulcer in your gut and cause your heart to explode.....

You KILLED my Boy Friend - Jesus - what did he ever do to you!!!!!


:tongue:

Fine - Now I have to up and wish for yet another BF... This time without the killing, please....

[partis]

granted but i expect drugs, if i still remember my own name and think food is essential this time next week it over you hear! :p

i wish i had a flying talking monkey