Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted, I'm shipping it to you right now.....in bits and pieces..oh, and I totally framed yoy for the murder and the butchery

I wish I was less of a f***ing coward

[partis]

Granted but now s*** really hits the fan, limbs go flying, blood spurts, heads literally roll, its not looking good for you :0

I wish i was bulletproof

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - however you are not dust proof, and each bit of dust that lights on you does serious damage.

I wish I was being gang raped by a group of gorillas - Now try to ruin that!:biggrin:

[partis]

Granted you are now being gang raped by a group of gorrilas.... on skull island (home of king kong)... that probably improved it! :p

I wish for a bad romance

[southbiochem]

Granted you're being tranfered to 1930s Soviet Union to be Stalin's bitch...

I wish for geopolitical and economical integration for the Southern Cone

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, Argentina, Chile, Paraguay, and Uruguay are taken over by the USA and become the 51st, 52nd, 54th and 55th states of the UnHoly Union

Wow King Kong... Yep I guess it was possible to make that worse.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early every single frakking day....

[partis]

Granted but without your partisan activities behind enemy lines disrupting the fracKing process; the consequent seismic disturbances still get you up every single day, fracking or no fracking.

i wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed

[trialbyerror]

Granted,
but it be 1 frozen pea cut into 4 pieces

I wish I was going to the farm this weekend

[partis]

Granted your going to the funny farm

I wish just before i do or say a stupid thing, a buzzer goes off.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but it becomes annoying as all you can now say and do are stupid things.

I wish I used both arms to lift that 25 pound bag of potatoes into the shopping cart earlier - my lower back is now screaming.