Ruin you wish!!

[partis]

Granted you now have 1999 posts... that need hammering into the ground: note that the holes for each post must be 2ft deep.... be quick duckie, before the lions escapes....

I wish i didnt slice my finger open just now!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your sliced your prick open instead.... We won't ask how you managed that!

I wish it was Saturday so I can skip these two days....

[trialbyerror]

Granted, it is Saturday 30 November
but the year is 1963 :eek:

I wish We could all be at the farm together....

[southbiochem]

Granted, we are all together at the farm as a massive >9,0 earthquake strucks it..

try to say "it's exciting" now when it's not a neglectible 4,0 :tongue:

On the subject...I wish I don't have to experience another massive earthquake like I did in 2010...ugh..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted instead you area is hit by a Tsunami similar to the one in 2004.

I wish I had an Orange Julius... (yeah I know, strange cravings)

[Miles]

Granted, Julius Caesar rises from the grave and shows up at your doorstep after a week of hanging out with the cast of Jersey Shore

I wish I could shape-shift like David Bowie

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. but you can't shift out of second gear....



I wish I could date a nice man like this totally sane, happy individual....

[southbiochem]

Granted,m you get to date me..I'm far worse, cause I look and act normal, so you don't know at first just how deranged I am

I wish he lives up to his promise that he is taking me out for dinner..(after that kiss on the neck, yes)

[trialbyerror]

Granted
but you are dinner, live, awake, bite by bite

I wish everybody would stop posting on last person to post

[partis]

Granted I (me) win and the thread is closed and everybody stops posting.

I wish I had a food generator that gave me anything I asked for in 5.8 seconds.