Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, take speed


I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now you'll sleep for the next week.

I wish I could fly.

[partis]

Granted you cant land

I wish the person who reads this will burp

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - and I just burped the alphabet to W... sorry I ran out of gas.

I wish Mammoths were still walking the earth.

[partis]

granted but now nobody likes elephants

I wish id eat something

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but the terrible screams of whom you are eating set your digestion off a bit - so you end up gassy and bloated all day....

I wish I could drop the cannibalism jokes.... I'm scaring myself.

[southbiochem]

Granted you now turn to racism and sexual depravation jokes

I wish I had better control over my anger

[partis]

Granted your now in an anger management class and have to sit in a circle talking about your feelings… knowing you, thats ruined :p

I wish i owned a castle

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but it's in ruins.

I wish people would walk their dogs on a leash .

[southbiochem]

@Partis: Granted, you own Chateau-Gaillard while King Philippe Auguste's troop are taking over Normandy from the English :eek:
(sorry had to do that :biggrin

@Mum. Granted but soon dogs learn to diminate their masters and now people being walked with a leash and ruled with a canine iron fist

I wish I had a guy to fool around with right now