Ruin you wish!!

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now you have advised me to be human...and I am one of them!

I wish there was a cherry tree in front of me.

[southbiochem]

Granted, but it's on fire....as everything else around you and now you're trapped

jeez..WTF is wrong with me?

I wish I stopped ruining wishes in such a psychopathic way

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now the board is not as fun and I am going to have to go in the corner and cry because people are ignoring the cruel, cruel ways of this world.

I wish Judy Garland was alive.

[southbiochem]

Granted, but the 92 year old has developed a crush on you and she creeps you while you sleep every night.

I wish I had better recovery speed.

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now you are so good at recovering that you have been placed inside a museum.

I wish I could see the truth.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you can only speak in lies.

I wish I was ready for bed...

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now you've fallen asleep. But the rest of the world has decided it's time for a party with horns and whistles.

I wish I actually was Lou Reed.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now you're 6 feet under.




I wish I was so important, Chase would chase ME!!!
LOL

[partis]

Granted but when he catches you he says "your it" and runs off… really fast…

I wish there was a 24hr shop here

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but its the only 24 hour shop within 100 miles, and you have to wait in line for several hours....



I wish I had money to retire with