Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now everybody is too "wishy washy" and everybody wants to make everybody else happy........which makes it all that easier for Mister Tinkles to take over the planet!

THANKS!!!


I wish I had a nice hard muscled body that make all the guys drool

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now Herbert the Pervert's drooling all over you.

I wish sad music wasn't so addictive when sad.

[partis]

Granted now justin beaver is addictive when sad… which only makes you more sad

I wish i had scissorhands

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now your job as a message therapist is getting a little tricky.

I wish time could stop.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now people harass you night and day, begging for you to stop their sad, pathetic little lives....



I wish you could just "squeeze" fat, like a pimple....

[CellarDweller]

Granted, and it splatted all over the place!


I wish RuPaul's Drag Race was on now.

[MisterTinkles]

ME TOO!!!



I wish I was ON Ru Pauls Drag Race!!!

[partis]

Granted but she wins



i wish i won "Britains got talent" and then get to perform in front of the queen at the royal variety performance

[CellarDweller]

granted, but no one shows up, or cares.

I wish it was the weekend.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you got called in to work 16 straight hours.....with NO break.


I wish somebody would give me 6 winning lottery numbers, all in a row