Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, you are now a ham, baking in an oven.................



I wish I did not have allergies

[southbiochem]

Granted you now have epilepsy instead.

I wish someone would have told me the alert was still on and that I would be having no transport to go to work!

[partis]

granted but your hit by a tsunami anyway.. be carefull SB! :O

I wish i was stronger

[recluzeus]

Granted. You are now Superman, but instead of krptonite, your weakness is water.
I wish I could predict the future.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now you are scared shitless all the time from knowing whats going to happen next.



I wish I could make people obey me.

[partis]

Granted… I wish mistertinkles would tell me what to do next.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted.....Move over here............or let me move over there!!!!!


I wish telemarketing companies would all disappear overnight, never to have existed

[partis]

Granted now there all taken to a field and shot and all record of them erased mistertinkles, next? :p

I wish there was no poodles.

[nullnaught]

Granted,,, now poodle owners everywhere are sad.


I wish i was better at guitar.

[CellarDweller]

granted, you once were, but not any more because you didn't practice.

I wish I was fluent in Italian.