Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now you're bored out of your mind.

I wish I had a partner.

[BlueStar]

Granted! But your partner is prosecuted for crimes.

I wish I could change my name.

[CellarDweller]

GRanted, but the only names left for you are either Jethro or Nefertiti.

I wish I was naturally thin

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but you unfortunately you didn't say for how long so a week later you're not thin anymore.

I wish Robin Williams was still alive.

[dynamodean]

Granted, but you never get a chance to watch his movies.

I wish I had decent job.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but you don't get to keep it long because you get fired over jealously of your good looks .

I wish I could Fly

[CellarDweller]

granted! You now have large, leathery wings protruding from your back.

good luck finding clothes!


I wish I were psychic.

[Borg69]

Granted... but it only works on animals, and you have to be touching them at the time.

I wish I could teleport.

[CellarDweller]

done, but you can only stay where you teleported to for 5 minutes.


I wish I wan't in some pain right now.

[Iceblink]

Granted. Your pain is relieved, but has been replaced by sensation of tickling.


I wish I had a pony.