Ruin you wish!!

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you're bound to the location where you died, which was a ferry disaster and the ship is at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I only woke up with a headache after getting drunk the evening before.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you're in a stranger's bed, and can't figure out where you are.

I wish I didn't need to leave the apartment now.

[Miles]

Granted, the rest of the world gets squeezed into your apartment so you never have to leave

I wish I knew what I'd get if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener

[Bhp91126]

Granted. BBQd, put on a bun together with mustard, ketchup and relish, then devoured. Gone in less than 60 seconds.

Damn, now I'm hungry

I wish I was a guest at a BBQ right now.
(Whatever you do to ruin it, Let Me Eat and Enjoy My Food)

[BlueStar]

Granted, you do eat and enjoy the food, but then you found out all the meat has expired, you're intoxicated.

I wish I had a rifle.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but after getting it you realize that your cock stayed the same size and dump it into the nearest river

I wish I knew what to do next

[Iceblink]

Granted, but what to do next turns out to be eating at Arby's.

I wish I was a good dancer.

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you gotta teach me how to dance :tongue:

I wish I wasn't a toxin in real life.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you must understand that yourself

I wish I could eat ice cream and chocolate without gaining weight

[Miles]

granted, now that's the only thing you can eat without gaining weight

I wish my crush and I lived in the same timezone