Ruin you wish!!

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you'll feel like a slug for the rest of the day

I wish I didn't feel like a slug today

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you're paralyzed and laying in bed all day.

I wish I had less time to wait for high school again.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, those nice men in their white coats will bring you to your new "school".

I wish there were any good movies out.

[BlueStar]

Granted, but you have to watch them on the street.

I wish I was crazy more often.

[Bhp91126]

Granted. That is ruin in itself already

I wish I could decide on whether I want dinner or not

[BlueStar]

Granted, someone offers you the dinner you don't like the most.

I wish I could dive in a pool right now.

[Miles]

Granted, but whatever you decide you keep doing that forever (either never eat again and starve to death or never stop eating and gorge yourself to death)

Dammit really? Ninja'd after 30+ minutes...granted, enjoy diving into your pool of period blood

I wish I could genderbend at will

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you get stuck between the two.

I wish the humidity would go away.

[BlueStar]

Granted, a hot blowing sand comes along and dries all the water.

I wish I had new ideas on setting traps.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but the only thing you catch is yourself

I wish I could lose weight and keep it off