Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

I wish the same thing, so I can't ruin that one for you.

I wish that healthy food tasted like unhealthy foods. LOL

[BlueStar]

Granted, and all you notice after eating is you've swallowed all unhealthy food.

I wish I lived underground.

[CellarDweller]

granted, you're a mole.


I wish I didn't need to do laundry.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you're the youngest at the nudist colony by several decades

I wish me and the sun would get along better

[CellarDweller]

granted, you both cause skin cancer.


I wish there was a holiday tomorrow.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but it's in another country

I wish the weekend weren't over already

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, it's not its raining the next day and it ruins the outdoor plans you had.

I was this forum were a reality TV show

[Bhp91126]

Granted, your co-stars are all Kardashians

I wish there was something interesting on TV

[CellarDweller]

Granted, Educational TV is now every channel.

I wish I had a staff to do my chores.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but they are all asking for a 1 million dollar salary.

I wish I could meet a cute gay doctor